You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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