I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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