My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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