is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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