Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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