Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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