i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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