Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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