let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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