Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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