This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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