Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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