my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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