sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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