My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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