Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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