i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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