yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
