they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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