Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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