I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
How's work?
Spinning.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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