I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
