omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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