I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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