Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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