You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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