he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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