that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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