you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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