I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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