I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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