I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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