just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
