I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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