:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
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