another moral hangover. fuck.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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