Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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