Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm getting married
To pizza
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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