i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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