She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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