At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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