so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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