just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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