I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You may now shotgun with the bride
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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