Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Damn victory sex feels great
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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