Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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