I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Randomize
