He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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