I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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