did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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